The On-Air Community

Because our station runs jockless on Christmas Day and Boxing Day, we write and record I.D.s to run in rotation on those days. They're sort of like mini Radio Christmas cards. 

CHRISTMAS DAY SPLITTERS

Hey hotties, its Cash Conners, just a little piece of advice for next year … if you’re having trouble buying a Christmas present for someone who has everything … get em’ nothing … apparently they don’t have that.

 
Hey hotties, its Cash Conners … did you get that taste of Christmas yet? Turkey, Stuffing, Sweet Potatoes, Egg Nog … bad taste does NOT exist today … except that mistletoe belt buckle my uncle wears.

 
Hey hotties, it’s Cash Conners … Turkey, buns, gravy, carrots, mashed potatoes … do I go back for seconds, thirds? No just seconds … maybe thirds … maybe seconds and ask for a Tupperware container for leftovers … yeah that’s it

 
Hey hotties, its Cash Conners … It was a good year for presents … must have been the exchange rate … thanks Santa.

 
Hey hotties, its Cash Conners … Merry Christmas … by the way, happy birthday Santa.

BOXING DAY SPLITTERS

 
Hey hotties, its Cash Conners … I’m telling you Boxing Day is like a second Christmas … another day off work, HUGE sales at every store AND the World Junior Hockey Tournament? Today’s the real present!

 
Hey hotties, its Cash Conners … How do you make an idiot laugh on Boxing Day? Tell them a joke Christmas Eve

 
Hey hotties, its Cash Conners … What does Boxing Day and a stripper have in common? They both take a little off but it’s never free.

 
Hey hotties, its Cash Conners … December 26^th … Boxing Day … you know one week from today … it’ll be January 2^nd … that’s all I’ve got.

Hey hotties, its Cash Conners … Boxing Day, the day where you pay a fraction of the price for stuff you were buying at full price two days ago.